My life as it is. I kaopei.

Poor children

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:25:00 +0000

Ever tried drinking and eating out of the TRASH?

Here's a small note to those richies out there...

"STOP COMPLAINING YOU GOT NOT ENOUGH MONEY"

UNLESS...

Unless you live in a place like this... it is a line of squatter shelter along a drain.

Kids that are playing with trash and "earning" their meals everyday on their own

A occasional REDBULL found to quench her thirst...

while singaporeans who visit indonesia just eat their guts out...

AND i did my part by leaving all my cash with this small little boy before i sail off this country where beggars are so young and life is so fragile...

You will never know what is poverty and the meaning of weath until you been to a country like this where poor people are all around you.

there are some who are in such terrible state that i cannot even bare to take photos of them...

So people, whom like myself, complain so much about having not enough money so that we can buy PSP, clothes, fancy watches, bags and wallets... please...

1987 Abandoned House in Ubin.

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:37:00 +0000

1987 一九八七

一九八七年的一间屋子

里面住着一对夫妇

二零零八年的一间破屋

里面还残留着他们的幸福

Confirm anyone who went Ubin would not notice this house.
Not to say even go inside. but then
2 stupid idiot went in and took photos... i remember we trashed the door.
Think we saw the last piece of date on the calendar was left at 1987.

Why Do MAN try to succeed that HARD!?

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:37:00 +0000

If you agree with me that MAN, as in MAN, generally has more Urge to succeed compared to women. MAN tries to get more money, cars, credit cards, muscles, respect and tries ever so hard to climb the coporate level.

But ever wonder what is it they MAN truly wants?

Money, cars, credit cards or .... etc wadever, are just tickets...

tickets to what they ultimately wants...

i say ... if 这个世界没有了女人，世界的男人会变成废人。

guys earn $ so they ultimately can get, or let the girl of their dream live a comfortable life.

Isn't it?

which guys earn $ so that they can give their bro a better life? if got then donate me money la...

scientific evidence: u think zha bor like which one??

Life of Mr No.3 Toilet Bowl...

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:06:00 +0000

This is the life of Mr. 3rd Toilet Bowl...

and i dare say, he had served hall 16 well...

Life is hard at 16, people shit everyday, and the worst is, he eats the shit and gets chokes everyday.

and guess who has it worst?

no no no... the stupid Mr toilet bowl cant feel shit...

ITS THE PEOPLE HERE! WHICH IS ME! has to smell the damn shit everytime i go near!

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED:

Dont scroll down if u will kaopei...

really...

general: What?! We've been bombed?

Corporal: Yes Sir, its obvious... its a HIT & RUN with No FLUSH...

general: Those Ah tiong cant shoot properly, now they bomb and run...

SIBE 恶心啊!

Girls in Army... kaopei!

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:32:00 +0000

The Ladies has always been fighting for fairness between MAN and Women. They have taken positions like accountants, chef, police, pilot or even sailors...

In recent years, Singapore is PROUD to present the girls army Craze...

Though i respect them for even trying, but i think they just spoil market nia...

cos hor,
NOW THERE IS BALANCE OF BOTH SEX?

叫Zha Bor 试试看train totally like guys的, then 不要给“要哭”脸啦!

see if they really can take it (*without priviledges la)... haix.

Cracked Paddle... Heng not mine.. but still...

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:27:00 +0000

Ok, daniel's paddle has official CRACKED...

Damn SUAY la, less than a year old jiu pi jiak le...

guys, take good care of your paddle...

Canoe Polo RockS!

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:58:00 +0000

--- NUS high VS RED TIDE ---

ps: although they sucked, but they fought well.

He totally had it coming...

guess how long he stayed underneath.... i took at least 5pics slowly...This NUS High kids are sec 4 now...
They should be GREAT by the time they are final year in uni...

Devlin from NP! I love wasting precious disk space!
a "shot" from 90degree angle... WTH
Hungarian from REDTIDE! the "monster" player...
One of the few spectacular fightback by NUS high...
How come REDTIDE can throw so far... hmmx

Canoe Polo Pics! 经典！

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:05:00 +0000

12th April Games... Singapore Polytechnic Canoe Polo Open Championship!

SPCPOC!

A bright smile to start the day - NUS High Kids

NTU ALUMNI! won SP ROOKIES 2-1!

eh... remember we what we say about the girls team?

NTU Alumni - Classic 2-hand "cannon"........

i think they got 私人恩怨.... hhaaha

That concludes the latest SPCPOC on 12th April...
got alot more funny pics featuring NUS high kiddos... cum 蜡笔小新coming soon...

validation-not important

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:51:00 +0000

有那么一个Handphone...

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:22:00 +0000

This the handphone
that carries with it many photos.

This the handphone
that went to sam's birthday party

This the handphone
that went to so many clubs and with drunken friends inside

This the handphone
that went to thailand with sam, jon and myself.

This the handphone
that started taking videos and photos in thailand.

This the handphone.

Beware. It is not spoilt yet.

Picture From 很久很久以前

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:10:00 +0000

很久很久以前，三只小猪去clubbing.

一只喝醉了，两只无聊了。

这张照片诞生了。

Tsk Tsk Tsk... featuring ESShean

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:59:00 +0000

Picture says a thousand words, and this is exactly what happened that day!

It is very common hor that we meet friend while going to school from hall in NTU. But then hor, sometimes some people just so suay kena du tio by people they dun want.

Once upon a day....

Simply put, i saw Shean walking happily down NIE cover brigde towards our hall direction, holding a bag of Mac Donald.

I saw him from like duno how far away la... then he duno booi what booi until so blur nv see me...

Hmm... i till now still thinking what he looking at...
then go home draw exactly what i saw tat day...

wonder what he looking at hor?

regards,
ryan

Why Ah tiong will lose all gun fights?

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:07:00 +0000

FACT: Ah tiong will lose all gun fights that they face, unless got jiao-luck.

Singapore males all have to serve army.

I went BMT, OCS army, OCS navy.

I shot with M16, P226, Carbines.

And i was properly trained like many fine soldiers we have now.

BUT it was only after so much training that i can shoot properly.

AH TIONGS will lose all gun fights they face. U ask me WHY?

Those that do live in HALLS will understand. For how the hell are they going to learn how to shoot a M16 properly, when they cant even shoot properly at the urinal????

god.. it must have been at least 20yrs they've been using that 'gun' of theirs.

damn....

small facts: They never fail to strike the toilet seat with their perfect shooting skill,
and they never fail to do a BOMB RUN and left the place like SHIT.

New blog. A food for thoughts.

andosg@hotmail.com (Ryan) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:31:00 +0000

Ever seen a couple together and wonder...

"hmm, the girl so chio, why follow such a chui kia?"
"confirm is that chui kia got money la, drive car with a silver spoon up the arse!".

or would you think...

"wah, true love... the girl confirm is dun mind the guy so chui. So nice..."

I would like to say:

"COME ON LAH, what you thinking? the chui kia got money of course the girl dun mind him chui la".

People fall for one another for many reasons. Not just one. No one falls for him or her just because he or she is rich or pretty.

BUT!

Let me give you all an example. :p

Once upon a time, King of Gambler a.k.a "Fatty J da gambit", some people who know him better is "CUM LAN KIA". He fell in love with this beautiful lady. And in turn, this beautiful lady fell for him too. They lead a happy life, going to posh restaurants and seeing the world they never knew so beautiful without each other.

So here comes the BOMB.

will CUM LAN KIA like the beautiful lady if she is NOT beautiful, but look like arse?

will beautiful lady like the Fatty j if he is not KING OF GAMBLER but KING OF DEBT?

But well, in the end. Best wishes to the 2 good friend of mine. Yearning to see their wedding.